HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

This is so fucking appropriate...

'Ante Up, Bitch, Its Christmas!'

All I Want For Christmas:

• A sharpstone grinder.
• A Righteous skate deck.
• Oakley shades
• To Party naked on a school bus full of nuns.
• A nice bag of WC Bud.

• Aaaand, any of these:

Have a Mean Christmas!

 

Still love that Indian look

Everyone must respect Floyd

Chillin'

God might be love, but the devil does that shit with his tongue that you like

"Why do drugs when you can do me?"

Abraham Lincoln: Cliché Horror Bullshit

This vampire hunter movie was the worst piece of crap i have seen in many a moon. Besides being a piece of obvious hero worship (Bordering on Lincolnite erotica), this movie has acting so bad it would make Sheri Moon Zombie snigger. Just one example is Dominic Cooper, who despite being actually British in real life, still manages to sound like a forced Sherlock Holmes impression and almost as un-english as the DJ who imitated the Queen and got past Kate Middleton's security.

I suppose my criticism may be partially due to my preference of Gen. Robert E. Lee over Lincoln, but that's a totally different issue. I've tried really hard not to allow my personal views to infiltrate this analysis, but have still found enough wrong with this movie that I don't want to get into the details. If i did attempt that, I'd be here all night and really can't be bothered.

I sincerely wish I hadn't watched the whole movie, but have a terrible compulsion to reach the conclusion to every story which I begin. It was painfully shit; and all I'll say is that an unrealistic Lincoln movie could have been far cooler. Wasted opportunity...

I am the Alpha and the Omega

Ok, 2 points here...

1) Bible pages taste like crap when you smoke them and the ink really isn't good for you.
2) That is rolled so horribly that it makes me sad.

(Bonus: Cool use of text though.)