Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Cosmo sex tip #542
When she asks you to eat her out, refuse. When she asks why, reply with
 ”Fish are friends, not food.”

Cosmo sex tip #309
If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”

Cosmo sex tip #536
Precisely before you’re about to stick it in, whisper in her ear, “I hope you have pet insurance… Because I’m about to DESTROY YOUR PUSSY.”

Cosmo sex tip #416
Afraid of getting old?
Just bathe in the blood of young children

Cosmo sex tip #524
Ask jesus for forgiveness as you cum

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