So Mean...

I like my coffee like i like my women...

Rich and full of blood.

Cosmo sex tip #542

When she asks you to eat her out, refuse. When she asks why, reply with
 ”Fish are friends, not food.”

Cosmo sex tip #309

If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”

Cosmo sex tip #536

Precisely before you’re about to stick it in, whisper in her ear, “I hope you have pet insurance… Because I’m about to DESTROY YOUR PUSSY.”

Cosmo sex tip #416

Afraid of getting old?
Just bathe in the blood of young children

Cosmo sex tip #524

Ask jesus for forgiveness as you cum

I'm actually curious as to if its possible now...

Why can't we all get along?

Wow...

There's something hilarious about perverting a childhood icon.. Talking to you JP.

"Baby, I'm a Big Blue Whale..."

Time to switch up the background you think?

Too Cool.

Dude, Fuck Seals.

They might look cute, but they'll fuck your shit right up.

"Conservatives... Seriously dude, fuck those guys."