God might be love, but the devil does that shit with his tongue that you like

"Why do drugs when you can do me?"

Cosmo sex tip #542

When she asks you to eat her out, refuse. When she asks why, reply with
 ”Fish are friends, not food.”

Cosmo sex tip #309

If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”

Cosmo sex tip #536

Precisely before you’re about to stick it in, whisper in her ear, “I hope you have pet insurance… Because I’m about to DESTROY YOUR PUSSY.”

Cosmo sex tip #416

Afraid of getting old?
Just bathe in the blood of young children

Cosmo sex tip #524

Ask jesus for forgiveness as you cum

"Conservatives... Seriously dude, fuck those guys."

I remember the first time i ever heard of Sasha Grey was in a Rolling Stone article. I think the title was 'Sasha Grey: The Dirtiest Girl in the World'