Friday, August 24, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Cosmo sex tip #542
When she asks you to eat her out, refuse. When she asks why, reply with”Fish are friends, not food.”
Cosmo sex tip #309
If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”
Cosmo sex tip #536
Precisely
before you’re about to stick it in, whisper in her ear, “I hope you
have pet insurance… Because I’m about to DESTROY YOUR PUSSY.”
Cosmo sex tip #416
Afraid of getting old?Just bathe in the blood of young children
Cosmo sex tip #524
Ask jesus for forgiveness as you cum
Monday, August 20, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
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