Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your corporate takeover, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
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